BIRTHDAY CARDS :

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	Item #	Description	Price	Unit
	B500	Mom, I'd like a black bra for my birthday. Cotton, silk or leather? Some people! 5 x 7 inches	12.00	per dozen
	B501	Thought we'd do something special for your ... ... birthday! Next year. 5 x 7 inches	12.00	per dozen
	B502	Ah, remember your wholesome childhood? Seems like another lifetime, doesn't it? Happy Birthday! 5 x 7 inches.	12.00	per dozen
	B503	An ugly rumor about your age has been making ... ... the rounds. Well, at least it's not as bad as those other rumors! Happy Birthday! 5 x 7 inches. 5 x 7 inches.	12.00	per dozen
	B504	Another birthday? Gag me!!! I'm just glad it's yours! 5 x 7 birthday	12.00	per dozen
	B505	For your birthday! RAINBOW fruit pie Celebrate! 5 x 7 inches	12.00	per dozen
	B506	Your birthday cake tasted shitty! So I fed it to the birds. (May they rest in peace.) 5 x 7 inches	12.00	per dozen
	B507	You deserve something special on your birthday! And I hope that you get it! 5 x 7 inches	12.00	per dozen
	B508	I don't care what everyone else says. You are NOT old! Can't someone let themselves go without getting hanged for it? Happy Birthday darling, and many more! 5 x 7 inches	12.00	dozen
	B509	There's room in here for a special birthday boy! Now stick your tongue out and work it like the devil! 5 x 7 inches	12.00	dozen
	B510	For your birthday, I got you a date with a Real Man. And I hear that he puts out! 5 x 7 inches	12.00	dozen
	B511	One there was a prince... As you might expect, he had a boyfriend. So, your second birthday wish would be? 5 x 7 inches	12.00	dozen
	B512	Quality meat makes the party! Happy Birthday! Everyone said this is what you'd like! 5 x 7 inch birthday card	12.00	dozen
	B513	Have a little fun on your birthday this year! No more drinking alone at home, OK? 5 x 7 inches	12.00	dozen
	ON10001	Happy Birthday! ...and you thought I didn't give a rat's ass. 5 x 7 inches	15.00	dozen
	ON10002	Have a Happy Birthday! Or, I'll rearrange your face. 5 x 7 inches	15.00	dozen
	ON10003	(fat belly) Amazing! After all these years, you're still a 36 inch waist. Happy Birthday! 5 x 7 inches.	15.00	dozen
	ON10004	As you advance to the mature years of life, consider three words "Routine Prostate Exam" Happy Birthday! (click on card to see image inside) 5 x 7 inches	15.00	dozen
	ON10005	Another year older and still single... ...welcome to the neighborhood. Happy Birthday! 5 x 7 inches	15.00	dozen
	ON10006	I couldn't wait... ...to wish you a Happy Birthday! (click on card to see image inside) 5 x 7 inches	15.00	dozen
	ON10010	Liar Alarm You say you're how old?!?!? 5 x 7 birthday	15.00	dozen
	ON10014	There weren't enough candles for your cake... ...so I improvised. Happy Birthday! (click on card to see inside)	15.00	dozen
	ON10015	On your birthday, the glass of life that appears half empty... ...may actually be overflowing. Happy Birthday! (click on card to see image inside) 5 x 7 inches	15.00	dozen
	ON10016	There comes a time in everyone's life when a Happy Birthday... ...becomes a Crappy Birthday. (inside: balloons are deflated. click on card to see image inside) 5 x 7 inches	15.00	dozen
	ON10021	a picture is worth a thousand words... ...here are the first few that come to mind. old, bald, spare tire, happy birthday. 5 x 7 inces.	15.00	dozen
	ON10022	(open mouth photo) Some big mouth told me it was your birthday. Happy Birthday! 5 x 7 inches.	15.00	dozen
	ON10023	After careful consideration of all birthday cake options, there remained only one clear choice...Happy Birthday! (beer can shaped cake. click on card to see image inside) 5 x 7 inches.	15.00	dozen
	ON10024	The right color communicates the emotions and feelings of a special occasion. Happy Birthday! (crayon says: old & gray. click on card to see image inside) 5 x 7 birthday card.	15.00	dozen
	ON10025	I found the perfect bithday gift! (HairGaine) Next time I'll read the label more carefully. (hair growing on back) Happy Birthday! (click on card to see image inside) 5 x 7 inches	15.00	dozen
	ON10027	Don't let the small things... ...ruin your Happy Birthday! (hair in the cake. click on card to see image inside) 5 x 7 inches	15.00	dozen
	ON10028	It's getting late in the game of life... It may be time for the Hail Mary. Happy Birthday! 5 x 7 inches	15.00	dozen
	ON10029	A toaster isn't a birthday gift. You're a year older and a I'm a year wiser. Happy Birthday! 5 x 7 inches	15.00	dozen
	ON10030	Some people say you're older than DIRT I'm guessing you're the same age. Happy Birthday! 5 x 7 birthday card	15.00	dozen
	ON10031	You were born with a mad passion for football... ...and no matter how old are you get, you'l still act like a baby when your team loses. Happy Birthday! 5 x 7 inches	15.00	dozen
	ON10035	Your birthday wish... Didn't come true. (click on card to see image inside) 5 x 7 inches	15.00	dozen
	ON10036	For your birthday, I got you the one thing you've always wanted. A boyfriend made of money. Happy Birthday! (click on card to see image inside) 5 x 7 inches	15.00	dozen
	P90	Another year. Another cake mix. (birthday) 4¼ x 6 inch post card	4.50	dozen